Coming April 1

Bring up Amway with me, you’ve crossed a line. Sorry there is no “hope in soap” for me! I don’t want to buy your stuff. Nor do I want to get in business selling your stuff to my friends so you can make more money. I don’t care how good it is, how concentrated it is,…

I know you have experienced this Jackass. In fact, you might have even done this move yourself. If you are still doing it, hopefully you will stop because this is a clear Jackass move. Here’s the deal. You are pulling out from a parking lot and you want to turn left up ahead. The road…

Does anything say “jackass” louder than a tank top? Unless you are at the gym, or engaged in some other sport, wearing a tank top in public is a far greater faux pas than wearing shorts before Memorial Day or after Labor Day any time of  year. The only exception would be if your name…

Hey Jackass, the movie we all paid to watch is in a theater not your living room. Sure, eat as loud you want, with your mouth open preferably. That is the jackass way to eat BTW. Intermittently belch and scratch your balls while you are at it (if you are a guy). But if you…

If there ever was a “moment” for these patches of hair on the chin, I think it passed with the early and sad death of its greatest progenitor Frank Zappa.  He is the only person (besides Rene Descartes and the Three Musketeers) who made this half-a-goatee hip and cool. Plus, his patch was thick and full….

President Obama on Tuesday said he cannot guarantee that retirees will receive their Social Security checks August 3 if Democrats and Republicans in Washington do not reach an agreement on reducing the deficit in the coming weeks. “I cannot guarantee that those checks go out on August 3rd if we haven’t resolved this issue. Because…