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The Guy who Invented the Timeshare
Timeshares are a freaking rip-off. Nothing more than another money-making vehicle dressed up as some kind of “special value” or better yet, “investment.” These things are total dogs, and all you need to do is look at the current “timeshare resale” market and you’ll see people literally giving them away. Pay the ridiculously high annual…
Jackass #19 – Guys who cry at press conferences.
Talk about your jackasses, here is one that we’ve seen way too much of lately. This is the guy (again, guys have a particular gift for jackassery) who not only do something egregiously wrong (usually to their family) but then insist on holding a press conference for them to cry at while apologizing. Should of…
Jackass Number 4 – Someone who reads while driving.
Here’s another Jackass I know you have come into contact with, the guy who reads while he’s driving. Usually you notice him at a stop light where you have to honk your horn because he’s too fully engrossed by the latest Vince Flynn novel when he should be watching the road! We understand multi-tasking is…
The Guy who invented the “whisper-quiet” bathroom ceiling fan!
Everyone knows those bathroom ceiling fans served a dual purpose. The first was obvious – get rid of the stink in the event of a number 2. The second not so obvious reason – and far more important in my opinion – is for the fan to make enough noise to mask whatever involuntary noises may…
Jackass Number 8 – People who cut in line.
What is worse than waiting in line, doing the ethically correct thing – waiting your turn – when some Jackass cuts in front of you. Worse, they pretend as if the whole thing was some kind of accident or mistake. But does that make them step out and get to the back of the line?…
Jackass Number 12 – People who overstate their work accomplishments!
Holy cow is this ever an arena that herds a bunch of jackasses together! People who overstate or misstate their work history and accomplishments has gotten simply out of control. Anyone browsing LinkedIn will soon start scratching their heads asking, “is this the same guy I worked with? I don’t remember him being much of…