Jackass Number 13 – The NBA for not putting the finals on Memorial Day!

Only Ma and Pa Joad or someone living in a little house on the prairie are entitled to use the term “folks.” Everyone else using the term is condescending and transparently disingenuous. Clearly people using this term want something. News flash, we all see it for what it is. Jackassery!    

Talk about your jackasses, here is one that we’ve seen way too much of lately. This is the guy (again, guys have a particular gift for jackassery) who not only do something egregiously wrong (usually to their family)  but then insist on holding a press conference for them to cry at while apologizing. Should of…

You’ve seen this move. This is where a jackass goes indoors (or the sun goes down) and having no glasses case or pocket, spins his glasses around and wears them on the back of his head. Total dork move. Nothing “cool” about it. Making it worse is that this move isn’t limited to regional imbeciles…

Parking lots, another huge concentration of Jackasses! There you are, in a full parking lot, desperately trying to find a space. You are not alone as other cars are following you throughout the lot. Maybe it’s even raining or snowing adding urgency and drama to the event. Then you think it’s your lucky day as…

How would you like to be on the other side of a call that is intermittently interrupted by sounds of “kerplunk” and flushing? Nice jackass friend you have there who concurrently launches a cell phone call and a submarine! The first time I saw (and heard) this at airport public restroom, I just sort of…

You know this jackass. This is the BIG BUSINESS guy, seeing who is calling on his caller ID,  STILL has to answer “XYZ company!” or “This is Bill Jones!” What a Jackass! He can’t say, “Hi Steve, nice of you to call!” Really? The worst case of this, and I have seen this many times,…