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Jackass Number 12 – People who overstate their work accomplishments!
Holy cow is this ever an arena that herds a bunch of jackasses together! People who overstate or misstate their work history and accomplishments has gotten simply out of control. Anyone browsing LinkedIn will soon start scratching their heads asking, “is this the same guy I worked with? I don’t remember him being much of…
Whoever came up with the phrase “would you like fries with that?”
Many years ago some MBA Jackass figured out they could sell more fries by simply asking every customer “would you like fries with that?” after they place their order. Great right? Seriously what’s the big deal here? The big deal is that this simple and seemingly harmless question has morphed into an obnoxious and ubiquitous strategy for…
Dorks who wear their sunglasses backward!
You’ve seen this move. This is where a jackass goes indoors (or the sun goes down) and having no glasses case or pocket, spins his glasses around and wears them on the back of his head. Total dork move. Nothing “cool” about it. Making it worse is that this move isn’t limited to regional imbeciles…
Jackass #19 – Guys who cry at press conferences.
Talk about your jackasses, here is one that we’ve seen way too much of lately. This is the guy (again, guys have a particular gift for jackassery) who not only do something egregiously wrong (usually to their family) but then insist on holding a press conference for them to cry at while apologizing. Should of…
Jackass #23 – Big Shots who ignore caller ID.
You know this jackass. This is the BIG BUSINESS guy, seeing who is calling on his caller ID, STILL has to answer “XYZ company!” or “This is Bill Jones!” What a Jackass! He can’t say, “Hi Steve, nice of you to call!” Really? The worst case of this, and I have seen this many times,…
Jackass Number 14 – Guys who pee all over the toilet seat!
Public bathrooms have lots of problems. So do men. Put them together and you get one of the biggest jackass sandwiches ever! Ladies, be thankful you never have to go into a large “MEN” public restroom – they are disgusting. And there is nothing worse than going into a stall (because you have no other…
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