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Jackass #25 – Yay-hoos who close their phone messages with a cliche.
When I want to leave a message all I really want to know is did I reach the right number/person. Everything else, is extraneous. I also don’t require directions. I pretty much have the whole message-leaving business under control. Leave it to the jackasses, however, to mess up this simple task. What began innocently enough,…
Jackass Number 15 – People who forward emails (part one).
This one is so bad it is a two-parter. A Jackass is someone who thinks it is their “job” to forward political or humorous emails to everyone in their address book. Well, that sort of defines SPAM doesn’t it? Well these emailing jackasses haven’t figured that out as everyday another message I could do without arrives in…
Hospitality Jackasses who insist on saying, “My Pleasure!”
It must have been a hospitality industry consultant who made the determination that the phrase “my pleasure” is better than, say, “yes I can!”or “Down the hall then left!” Only a consultant could come up with a phrase that is both ubiquitous and ridiculous. Say I have checked into a hotel after a long plane…
Jackass Number 13 – The NBA for not putting the finals on Memorial Day!
Perfect day for NBA finals to start. Two great teams. People home from work on holiday. No other great sports on… Jackasses…
Dorks who wear their sunglasses backward!
You’ve seen this move. This is where a jackass goes indoors (or the sun goes down) and having no glasses case or pocket, spins his glasses around and wears them on the back of his head. Total dork move. Nothing “cool” about it. Making it worse is that this move isn’t limited to regional imbeciles…
Jackass #568 – Crazy Lane Changers!
I know you have experienced this Jackass. In fact, you might have even done this move yourself. If you are still doing it, hopefully you will stop because this is a clear Jackass move. Here’s the deal. You are pulling out from a parking lot and you want to turn left up ahead. The road…