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Overly “chummy” employees.
When I go to a business to buy something, like at a restaurant, I go there because I need to buy food. If it is a take out place, I want to go in, place my order, pay my money, get the correct change, then leave. That’s it. I am not interested in finding my new…
Jackass Number 7 – People who pay with a check!
Hey Jackass, do you know what year it is? That antique you just pulled out of your purse/pocket, yes the checkbook, in case you haven’t noticed has been completely replaced by EFT technology and the debit card. Why now, in this long line, do you make everyone wait while you: Take out your checkbook Fill…
Jackass #25 – Yay-hoos who close their phone messages with a cliche.
When I want to leave a message all I really want to know is did I reach the right number/person. Everything else, is extraneous. I also don’t require directions. I pretty much have the whole message-leaving business under control. Leave it to the jackasses, however, to mess up this simple task. What began innocently enough,…
Hang up or order you Jackass!
Tell you me you haven’t seen this Jackass floating around town. This is the guy whose cell phone call is so important that he can’t hang up for the minute it takes to _______ (fill in blank). order coffee order food pay for gas pay for groceries etc. etc. Irrespective of the specifics, what this…
Jackass #19 – Guys who cry at press conferences.
Talk about your jackasses, here is one that we’ve seen way too much of lately. This is the guy (again, guys have a particular gift for jackassery) who not only do something egregiously wrong (usually to their family) but then insist on holding a press conference for them to cry at while apologizing. Should of…
Jackass Number 14 – Guy who flicks cigarette onto freeway!
Just because you smoke does not make you a jackass. But flicking your burning butt onto the Freeway does! BTW- Littering is always jackass move.