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Jackass #565 – Mr. Ignorant Know-it-All
Is there anything more annoying than a person who presents one groundless opinion after another like a machine gun to the collective intellect of mankind? These people develop, unchallenged, for years at time in such a way that their opinions morph into facts (at least in their own mind). Give ’em a soapbox and they…
Perfectly healthy Jackasses who somehow scored “handicap” plates!
I know you’ve this seen this jackass. The parking lot is full and the only spots left are reserved for people with disabilities – the ones who have the proper “handicap” plates or tags on their car. Only then you see someone pull in, with the proper tags, and then hop out of their car as…
Jackass Number 5 – Parents who tell you about their genius kids!
It’s not the parent’s fault if their child is a genius (actually, genetically speaking, it is!). But really do you need to tell us about it…over and over? Let me help you out Jackass. No, you don’t. Honestly, we really don’t care about your child’s test scores. This is because (in case you haven’t noticed) in the…
Jackass Number 14 – Guy who flicks cigarette onto freeway!
Just because you smoke does not make you a jackass. But flicking your burning butt onto the Freeway does! BTW- Littering is always jackass move.
Hospitality Jackasses who insist on saying, “My Pleasure!”
It must have been a hospitality industry consultant who made the determination that the phrase “my pleasure” is better than, say, “yes I can!”or “Down the hall then left!” Only a consultant could come up with a phrase that is both ubiquitous and ridiculous. Say I have checked into a hotel after a long plane…
The Guy who Invented the Timeshare
Timeshares are a freaking rip-off. Nothing more than another money-making vehicle dressed up as some kind of “special value” or better yet, “investment.” These things are total dogs, and all you need to do is look at the current “timeshare resale” market and you’ll see people literally giving them away. Pay the ridiculously high annual…