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Jackass #565 – Mr. Ignorant Know-it-All
Is there anything more annoying than a person who presents one groundless opinion after another like a machine gun to the collective intellect of mankind? These people develop, unchallenged, for years at time in such a way that their opinions morph into facts (at least in their own mind). Give ’em a soapbox and they…
Jackass Number 3 – “This weekend, I am going to run a tri-ath-a-lon!”
You know the triathlon was created as a barroom bet don’t you? “Who is the best athlete, someone who swims a mile, bikes a hundred miles, or runs a marathon?” ‘Well, the best athlete athlete is someone who does all three, back-to-back!“ Hence the dumbest and most egotistical sport, ever, was created. Before long, people were training…
Jackass Number 8 – People who cut in line.
What is worse than waiting in line, doing the ethically correct thing – waiting your turn – when some Jackass cuts in front of you. Worse, they pretend as if the whole thing was some kind of accident or mistake. But does that make them step out and get to the back of the line?…
Overly “chummy” employees.
When I go to a business to buy something, like at a restaurant, I go there because I need to buy food. If it is a take out place, I want to go in, place my order, pay my money, get the correct change, then leave. That’s it. I am not interested in finding my new…
Jackass #21 – Pompous asses who use the word “plethora.”
As far as I can see, the ONLY reason to use the word “plethora,” as opposed to “many” or “a lot,” is to let the world know you are a big pompous jackass. We get it, you are so smart that you need to let us idiots all know by using a big word when…
Perfectly healthy Jackasses who somehow scored “handicap” plates!
I know you’ve this seen this jackass. The parking lot is full and the only spots left are reserved for people with disabilities – the ones who have the proper “handicap” plates or tags on their car. Only then you see someone pull in, with the proper tags, and then hop out of their car as…