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Shave off that “soul patch” you Jackass!
If there ever was a “moment” for these patches of hair on the chin, I think it passed with the early and sad death of its greatest progenitor Frank Zappa. He is the only person (besides Rene Descartes and the Three Musketeers) who made this half-a-goatee hip and cool. Plus, his patch was thick and full….
Jackass Number 11 – People who tell you they are dieting!
We are all for America getting healthier. We are also all for people grabbing an apple instead of a Cinnabon. But if there has ever been a jackass move, it’s telling everyone you can that are on a diet. First, we really don’t care – we are concerned with what we are going to eat,…
Jackass Number 4 – Someone who reads while driving.
Here’s another Jackass I know you have come into contact with, the guy who reads while he’s driving. Usually you notice him at a stop light where you have to honk your horn because he’s too fully engrossed by the latest Vince Flynn novel when he should be watching the road! We understand multi-tasking is…
Hospitality Jackasses who insist on saying, “My Pleasure!”
It must have been a hospitality industry consultant who made the determination that the phrase “my pleasure” is better than, say, “yes I can!”or “Down the hall then left!” Only a consultant could come up with a phrase that is both ubiquitous and ridiculous. Say I have checked into a hotel after a long plane…
Jackass Number 7 – People who pay with a check!
Hey Jackass, do you know what year it is? That antique you just pulled out of your purse/pocket, yes the checkbook, in case you haven’t noticed has been completely replaced by EFT technology and the debit card. Why now, in this long line, do you make everyone wait while you: Take out your checkbook Fill…
Jackass #568 – Crazy Lane Changers!
I know you have experienced this Jackass. In fact, you might have even done this move yourself. If you are still doing it, hopefully you will stop because this is a clear Jackass move. Here’s the deal. You are pulling out from a parking lot and you want to turn left up ahead. The road…