1001 Jackasses will debut with Jackass #1 on April 1.
Oh, APRIL FOOLS! May 1st!
Here’s another Jackass I know you have come into contact with, the guy who reads while he’s driving. Usually you notice him at a stop light where you have to honk your horn because he’s too fully engrossed by the latest Vince Flynn novel when he should be watching the road! We understand multi-tasking is…
What is worse than waiting in line, doing the ethically correct thing – waiting your turn – when some Jackass cuts in front of you. Worse, they pretend as if the whole thing was some kind of accident or mistake. But does that make them step out and get to the back of the line?…
It’s not the parent’s fault if their child is a genius (actually, genetically speaking, it is!). But really do you need to tell us about it…over and over? Let me help you out Jackass. No, you don’t. Honestly, we really don’t care about your child’s test scores. This is because (in case you haven’t noticed) in the…
Everyone knows those bathroom ceiling fans served a dual purpose. The first was obvious – get rid of the stink in the event of a number 2. The second not so obvious reason – and far more important in my opinion – is for the fan to make enough noise to mask whatever involuntary noises may…
When I go to a business to buy something, like at a restaurant, I go there because I need to buy food. If it is a take out place, I want to go in, place my order, pay my money, get the correct change, then leave. That’s it. I am not interested in finding my new…
Talk about your jackasses, here is one that we’ve seen way too much of lately. This is the guy (again, guys have a particular gift for jackassery) who not only do something egregiously wrong (usually to their family) but then insist on holding a press conference for them to cry at while apologizing. Should of…