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Jackass Number 14 – Guys who pee all over the toilet seat!
Public bathrooms have lots of problems. So do men. Put them together and you get one of the biggest jackass sandwiches ever! Ladies, be thankful you never have to go into a large “MEN” public restroom – they are disgusting. And there is nothing worse than going into a stall (because you have no other…
Jackass Number 2 – “I need 10 minutes to pull my car out of this full parking lot!”
Parking lots, another huge concentration of Jackasses! There you are, in a full parking lot, desperately trying to find a space. You are not alone as other cars are following you throughout the lot. Maybe it’s even raining or snowing adding urgency and drama to the event. Then you think it’s your lucky day as…
Overly “chummy” employees.
When I go to a business to buy something, like at a restaurant, I go there because I need to buy food. If it is a take out place, I want to go in, place my order, pay my money, get the correct change, then leave. That’s it. I am not interested in finding my new…
Whoever came up with the phrase “would you like fries with that?”
Many years ago some MBA Jackass figured out they could sell more fries by simply asking every customer “would you like fries with that?” after they place their order. Great right? Seriously what’s the big deal here? The big deal is that this simple and seemingly harmless question has morphed into an obnoxious and ubiquitous strategy for…
Jackass #18 – Guys who talk on thier cell phone while sitting in the bathroom stall.
How would you like to be on the other side of a call that is intermittently interrupted by sounds of “kerplunk” and flushing? Nice jackass friend you have there who concurrently launches a cell phone call and a submarine! The first time I saw (and heard) this at airport public restroom, I just sort of…
Jackass #568 – Crazy Lane Changers!
I know you have experienced this Jackass. In fact, you might have even done this move yourself. If you are still doing it, hopefully you will stop because this is a clear Jackass move. Here’s the deal. You are pulling out from a parking lot and you want to turn left up ahead. The road…