Coming April 1

Perfect day for NBA finals to start. Two great teams. People home from work on holiday. No other great sports on… Jackasses…  

Timeshares are a freaking rip-off. Nothing more than another money-making vehicle dressed up as some kind of “special value” or better yet, “investment.” These things are total dogs, and all you need to do is look at the current “timeshare resale” market and you’ll see people literally giving them away. Pay the ridiculously high annual…

Today I called my Internet Service Provider, Surewest Communications. They answered the phone, “Thank you for calling Surewest Communications, how may I provide superior service today?” I said, “I saw on the website that my address is eligible for 15 Mbps internet service!” “That’s only available if you take the digital TV package!” she informed…

What is worse than waiting in line, doing the ethically correct thing – waiting your turn – when some Jackass cuts in front of you. Worse, they pretend as if the whole thing was some kind of accident or mistake. But does that make them step out and get to the back of the line?…

Bring up Amway with me, you’ve crossed a line. Sorry there is no “hope in soap” for me! I don’t want to buy your stuff. Nor do I want to get in business selling your stuff to my friends so you can make more money. I don’t care how good it is, how concentrated it is,…

We are all for America getting healthier. We are also all for people grabbing an apple instead of a Cinnabon. But if there has ever been a jackass move, it’s telling everyone you can that are on a diet. First, we really don’t care – we are concerned with what we are going to eat,…