Jackass Number 13 – The NBA for not putting the finals on Memorial Day!

When I go to a business to buy something, like at a restaurant, I go there because I need to buy food. If it is a take out place, I want to go in, place my order, pay my money, get the correct change, then leave. That’s it. I am not interested in finding my new…

Talk about your jackasses, here is one that we’ve seen way too much of lately. This is the guy (again, guys have a particular gift for jackassery) who not only do something egregiously wrong (usually to their family)  but then insist on holding a press conference for them to cry at while apologizing. Should of…

When I want to leave a message all I really want to know is did I reach the right number/person. Everything else, is extraneous. I also don’t require directions. I pretty much have the whole message-leaving business under control. Leave it to the jackasses, however,  to mess up this simple task. What began innocently enough,…

Hey Jackass, do you know what year it is? That antique you just pulled out of your purse/pocket, yes the checkbook, in case you haven’t noticed has been completely replaced by EFT technology and the debit card. Why now, in this long line, do you make everyone wait while you: Take out your checkbook Fill…

  OK I get one is 45 times more likely to get struck by lightning than winning the lotto. I also get that working toward something worthwhile has a greater chance of providing monetarily success than plunking down a few buck each week at the nearby convenience store. I also get that despite the fact despite all these state lotteries were…

This one is so bad it is a two-parter. A Jackass is someone who thinks it is their “job” to forward political or humorous emails to everyone in their address book. Well, that sort of defines SPAM doesn’t it? Well these emailing jackasses haven’t figured that out as everyday another message I could do without arrives in…