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Jackass #565 – Mr. Ignorant Know-it-All
Is there anything more annoying than a person who presents one groundless opinion after another like a machine gun to the collective intellect of mankind? These people develop, unchallenged, for years at time in such a way that their opinions morph into facts (at least in their own mind). Give ’em a soapbox and they…
Jackass Number 7 – People who pay with a check!
Hey Jackass, do you know what year it is? That antique you just pulled out of your purse/pocket, yes the checkbook, in case you haven’t noticed has been completely replaced by EFT technology and the debit card. Why now, in this long line, do you make everyone wait while you: Take out your checkbook Fill…
Jackass Number 10 – People who give the wrong directions
Women always give men a hard time about not “pulling over and asking for directions”- forcing them to drive around aimlessly. This is a bit of a jackass move on the mans part, agreed. But I am here to tell you why they don’t. Because the world is full of Jackasses who fail to allow…
Jackass #16 – People who forward emails (part 2).
It’s bad enough that people insist on forwarding you their unfunny and offensive emails – but wait – there is something worse that often occurs in tandem displaying even more jackassery. This is when the person who took the time to click the forward button, go through their email client to add ALL the names (often one…
Jackass Number 5 – Parents who tell you about their genius kids!
It’s not the parent’s fault if their child is a genius (actually, genetically speaking, it is!). But really do you need to tell us about it…over and over? Let me help you out Jackass. No, you don’t. Honestly, we really don’t care about your child’s test scores. This is because (in case you haven’t noticed) in the…
Shave off that “soul patch” you Jackass!
If there ever was a “moment” for these patches of hair on the chin, I think it passed with the early and sad death of its greatest progenitor Frank Zappa. He is the only person (besides Rene Descartes and the Three Musketeers) who made this half-a-goatee hip and cool. Plus, his patch was thick and full….