Jackass Number 6 – People who don’t love their moms.

When I want to leave a message all I really want to know is did I reach the right number/person. Everything else, is extraneous. I also don’t require directions. I pretty much have the whole message-leaving business under control. Leave it to the jackasses, however,  to mess up this simple task. What began innocently enough,…

Just because you smoke does not make you a jackass. But flicking your burning butt onto the Freeway does! BTW- Littering is always jackass move.

Only Ma and Pa Joad or someone living in a little house on the prairie are entitled to use the term “folks.” Everyone else using the term is condescending and transparently disingenuous. Clearly people using this term want something. News flash, we all see it for what it is. Jackassery!    

Here’s another great jackass I am sure you know. This is the guy in the convenience store/gas station who is talking on the phone (usually loudly in another language) that continues to talk while you are trying to consummate your transaction. This is wrong for so many reasons. Above all it is just rude. I…

Does anything say “jackass” louder than a tank top? Unless you are at the gym, or engaged in some other sport, wearing a tank top in public is a far greater faux pas than wearing shorts before Memorial Day or after Labor Day any time of  year. The only exception would be if your name…

I know you’ve this seen this jackass. The parking lot is full and the only spots left are reserved for people with disabilities – the ones who have the proper “handicap” plates or  tags on their car. Only then you see someone pull in, with the proper tags, and then hop out of their car as…