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Jackass #25 – Yay-hoos who close their phone messages with a cliche.
When I want to leave a message all I really want to know is did I reach the right number/person. Everything else, is extraneous. I also don’t require directions. I pretty much have the whole message-leaving business under control. Leave it to the jackasses, however, to mess up this simple task. What began innocently enough,…
Jackass Number 14 – Guy who flicks cigarette onto freeway!
Just because you smoke does not make you a jackass. But flicking your burning butt onto the Freeway does! BTW- Littering is always jackass move.
People who use the term “folks.”
Only Ma and Pa Joad or someone living in a little house on the prairie are entitled to use the term “folks.” Everyone else using the term is condescending and transparently disingenuous. Clearly people using this term want something. News flash, we all see it for what it is. Jackassery!
Jackass #20 – Clerks who talk on the phone while taking your money.
Here’s another great jackass I am sure you know. This is the guy in the convenience store/gas station who is talking on the phone (usually loudly in another language) that continues to talk while you are trying to consummate your transaction. This is wrong for so many reasons. Above all it is just rude. I…
Jackass # 567 – Guys who wear Tank Tops
Does anything say “jackass” louder than a tank top? Unless you are at the gym, or engaged in some other sport, wearing a tank top in public is a far greater faux pas than wearing shorts before Memorial Day or after Labor Day any time of year. The only exception would be if your name…
Perfectly healthy Jackasses who somehow scored “handicap” plates!
I know you’ve this seen this jackass. The parking lot is full and the only spots left are reserved for people with disabilities – the ones who have the proper “handicap” plates or tags on their car. Only then you see someone pull in, with the proper tags, and then hop out of their car as…