Jackass Number 5 – Parents who tell you about their genius kids!

It’s not the parent’s fault if their child is a genius (actually, genetically speaking, it is!). But really do you need to tell us about it…over and over? Let me help you out Jackass. No, you don’t. Honestly, we really don’t care about your child’s test scores. This is because  (in case you haven’t noticed) in the…

Jackass Number 3 – “This weekend, I am going to run a tri-ath-a-lon!”

You know the triathlon was created as a barroom bet don’t you? “Who is the best athlete, someone who swims a mile, bikes a hundred miles, or runs a marathon?” ‘Well, the best athlete athlete is someone who does all three, back-to-back!“ Hence the dumbest and most egotistical sport, ever, was created. Before long, people were training…

Jackass Number 2 – “I need 10 minutes to pull my car out of this full parking lot!”

Parking lots, another huge concentration of Jackasses! There you are, in a full parking lot, desperately trying to find a space. You are not alone as other cars are following you throughout the lot. Maybe it’s even raining or snowing adding urgency and drama to the event. Then you think it’s your lucky day as…