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People who use the term “folks.”
Only Ma and Pa Joad or someone living in a little house on the prairie are entitled to use the term “folks.” Everyone else using the term is condescending and transparently disingenuous. Clearly people using this term want something. News flash, we all see it for what it is. Jackassery!
Jackass Number 1 – Cellphone guy
The cellphone guy is in the jackass hall of fame. In fact, cellphone guy will reappear many more times as part of the 1001 – one for each egregious behavior. Bluetooth can be a category all by itself. Don’t people understand they don’t need to keep that ear peice on everywhere they go? So let’s…
Jackass(es) #20 – Customer services that hang up on you.
A dirty little not-so-secret for customer service centers is that many are severely understaffed and under resourced in terms of technology. They simply can not handle the volume of calls that comes in to them. The worst of these, after putting you on hold for a couple dozen minutes, actually HANG UP on you. Call…
Jackass Number 10 – People who give the wrong directions
Women always give men a hard time about not “pulling over and asking for directions”- forcing them to drive around aimlessly. This is a bit of a jackass move on the mans part, agreed. But I am here to tell you why they don’t. Because the world is full of Jackasses who fail to allow…
Jackass #19 – Guys who cry at press conferences.
Talk about your jackasses, here is one that we’ve seen way too much of lately. This is the guy (again, guys have a particular gift for jackassery) who not only do something egregiously wrong (usually to their family) but then insist on holding a press conference for them to cry at while apologizing. Should of…
Jackass Number 15 – People who forward emails (part one).
This one is so bad it is a two-parter. A Jackass is someone who thinks it is their “job” to forward political or humorous emails to everyone in their address book. Well, that sort of defines SPAM doesn’t it? Well these emailing jackasses haven’t figured that out as everyday another message I could do without arrives in…