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Jackass Number 8 – People who cut in line.
What is worse than waiting in line, doing the ethically correct thing – waiting your turn – when some Jackass cuts in front of you. Worse, they pretend as if the whole thing was some kind of accident or mistake. But does that make them step out and get to the back of the line?…
Jackass #21 – Pompous asses who use the word “plethora.”
As far as I can see, the ONLY reason to use the word “plethora,” as opposed to “many” or “a lot,” is to let the world know you are a big pompous jackass. We get it, you are so smart that you need to let us idiots all know by using a big word when…
Jackass Number 10 – People who give the wrong directions
Women always give men a hard time about not “pulling over and asking for directions”- forcing them to drive around aimlessly. This is a bit of a jackass move on the mans part, agreed. But I am here to tell you why they don’t. Because the world is full of Jackasses who fail to allow…
Jackass Number 14 – Guy who flicks cigarette onto freeway!
Just because you smoke does not make you a jackass. But flicking your burning butt onto the Freeway does! BTW- Littering is always jackass move.
Jackass Number 15 – People who forward emails (part one).
This one is so bad it is a two-parter. A Jackass is someone who thinks it is their “job” to forward political or humorous emails to everyone in their address book. Well, that sort of defines SPAM doesn’t it? Well these emailing jackasses haven’t figured that out as everyday another message I could do without arrives in…
Hang up or order you Jackass!
Tell you me you haven’t seen this Jackass floating around town. This is the guy whose cell phone call is so important that he can’t hang up for the minute it takes to _______ (fill in blank). order coffee order food pay for gas pay for groceries etc. etc. Irrespective of the specifics, what this…