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Jackass Number 9 – People who play the Lotto
OK I get one is 45 times more likely to get struck by lightning than winning the lotto. I also get that working toward something worthwhile has a greater chance of providing monetarily success than plunking down a few buck each week at the nearby convenience store. I also get that despite the fact despite all these state lotteries were…
Jackass Number 13 – The NBA for not putting the finals on Memorial Day!
Perfect day for NBA finals to start. Two great teams. People home from work on holiday. No other great sports on… Jackasses…
Jackass #27 – Take off that Bluetooth you Jackass!
Not sure if it is ignorance, as in “I have no idea I still have this ridiculous earpiece in my ear” or arrogance, as in “Yeah, I have an earpiece in my ear, so what… you are jealous aren’t you?” Whatever the case, no, I am not jealous. And, yes, you look like a freakin…
Hospitality Jackasses who insist on saying, “My Pleasure!”
It must have been a hospitality industry consultant who made the determination that the phrase “my pleasure” is better than, say, “yes I can!”or “Down the hall then left!” Only a consultant could come up with a phrase that is both ubiquitous and ridiculous. Say I have checked into a hotel after a long plane…
Jackass #17 – People who forward emails (bonus round!).
One final thing on forwarded emails. Microsoft isn’t sending you any money for forwarding. There is no one in Africa who is sending you 30 million USD if you open an account for him to put it in. You aren’t getting luckier by sending a bunch of emails to people you know. Andy Kaufman isn’t…
Jackass #28 – Surewest Customer Service
Today I called my Internet Service Provider, Surewest Communications. They answered the phone, “Thank you for calling Surewest Communications, how may I provide superior service today?” I said, “I saw on the website that my address is eligible for 15 Mbps internet service!” “That’s only available if you take the digital TV package!” she informed…