Only Ma and Pa Joad or someone living in a little house on the prairie are entitled to use the term “folks.”
Everyone else using the term is condescending and transparently disingenuous.
Clearly people using this term want something.
News flash, we all see it for what it is.
Jackassery!
How would you like to be on the other side of a call that is intermittently interrupted by sounds of “kerplunk” and flushing? Nice jackass friend you have there who concurrently launches a cell phone call and a submarine! The first time I saw (and heard) this at airport public restroom, I just sort of…
Rasmussen reports a 8% approval rating for these jackasses. These mostly career politicians are completely missing the urgency of the moment and stay embroiled in politics as usual. Are we going to face our problems squarely, make the tough choices these problems need, and act boldly in a way where everyone participates in the solution? Not a…
What is worse than waiting in line, doing the ethically correct thing – waiting your turn – when some Jackass cuts in front of you. Worse, they pretend as if the whole thing was some kind of accident or mistake. But does that make them step out and get to the back of the line?…
The cellphone guy is in the jackass hall of fame. In fact, cellphone guy will reappear many more times as part of the 1001 – one for each egregious behavior. Bluetooth can be a category all by itself. Don’t people understand they don’t need to keep that ear peice on everywhere they go? So let’s…
It’s not the parent’s fault if their child is a genius (actually, genetically speaking, it is!). But really do you need to tell us about it…over and over? Let me help you out Jackass. No, you don’t. Honestly, we really don’t care about your child’s test scores. This is because (in case you haven’t noticed) in the…
Not much explanation needed here. So before you go into your tale of woe justifying how your mom is somehow different, let me remind you, Jackass, she is the reason you are here.